so my stalker came into kroger today. GAHHHH i cannot stand him. like i honesty i find him revolting. like i vomit a little in my mouth everytime i see him. any ways he followed me all around the store today, and i was like hey back the fuck up. after about 5 mins of me avoiding him he catches up to me, and his like why didnt you talk to me, and i was like umm i didnt see you. then he proceeds to tell me ” how could you miss me, ive gained so much weight”. i made the wtf cares face, and walked off. honestly is he proud of himself. like its been almost 2 years i made out with you twice because i was bored so get over it, im not that hot. so finally he buys something goes through a checkout lane and proceeds to to scream, not yell, out his telephone number. he thinks hes so damn cute. then he comes over to me and was like hey did you hear me, and i was like no i dont pay any attention to you because i dont care. like im a total bitch to this kid yet he continues to follow me around like a sick puppy. it pisses me off. he just shows up everywhere i am. i was so pissed off by the time he left. but trey came in and that made me feel better, and i saw DILF today, goodness he is so sexy. why are you married to that fat WHORE. i swear i am going to sex that man one day. and im certain he would let me. alrighty im outy.
my life is interesting.












